WHO

We're Jessica and Matt (and we're going to refer to ourselves in third person just this once because we are annoying and this is your warning to get out now). Jessica uses mini scissors more than most sane people, and Matt makes messes in the kitchen of a delicious sort. We crave brussels sprouts and Taco Bell equally, and much of our happiness is directly correlated to houseplants. We really love pizza and our dog, and we're trying to get some stamps in our passports before we become fully arthritic.

We're two idiots who can't seem to grow up completely. We often do things in the wrong order, but we have fun pretending we know how to be adults. If it were up to us, we'd both still be posting emo lyrics and vague life bulletins to our Myspaces, but alas, we've become slaves to the modern world and here we are. We've tried and failed at this before, so don't hold your breath.

Life is just a bunch of detours. Write that in your Moleskine and smoke it.